A few days ago I went to Wendy’s and ordered a salad and two tiny cheeseburgers. I did not receive my cheeseburgers so I sent a strongly worded message that was greeted with a response from the store manager offering me a free meal.

The service at this Wendy’s is always shoddy at best so I declined the offer with silence and submitted a request for a refund of $5.27. Part of me feels like I should have moved on but it’s the principle of the thing.

And CHEESEBURGERS, for Christ’s sake.